waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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