Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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