Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
birth control should be required to get into college
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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