spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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