i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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