I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
