North Korea, Best Korea!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
We left an ass print on the piano.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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