He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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