Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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