Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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