when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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