Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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