Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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