Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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