There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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