she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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