The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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