The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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