is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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