So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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