just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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