dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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