Nicole vs. Life
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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