: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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