Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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