Me. At least after what I've been through.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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this boner is exhausting
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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