Kiss
Puke
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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