maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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