maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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