Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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