She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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