I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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