worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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