so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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