What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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