Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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