My friends, they love my intelligence
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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