how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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