ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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