Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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