How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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