My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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