Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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