: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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