haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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