he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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