If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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