We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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