yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
