Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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