He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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